APE Newsflash
The federal government disclosed today that plans are being set in motion to spend another
$40,000,000 to investigate why the government would spend $40,000,000 to make an
investigation. And another $40,000,000 to investigate just who it was that authorized the
use of $40,000,000 investigations in the first place.
Congressman "Havengotaclue Whatthepeoplewant" said that there would be a brief
time span before the investigations begin so that they can spend another $40,000,000 to
investigate a prosecuter that would be worthy of the American publics trust, to
investigate the investigations. |